Jumat, 19 Oktober 2012

Borobudur, the Biggest Buddhist Temple in the Ninth Century

Borobudur, the Biggest Buddhist Temple in the Ninth Century

Who does not know Borobudur? This Buddhist temple has 1460 relief panels and 504 Buddha effigies in its complex. Millions of people are eager to visit this building as one of the World Wonder Heritages. It is not surprising since architecturally and functionally, as the place for Buddhists to say their prayer, Borobudur is attractive.
Borobudur was built by King Samaratungga, one of the kings of Old Mataram Kingdom, the descendant of Sailendra dynasty. Based on Kayumwungan inscription, an Indonesian named Hudaya Kandahjaya revealed that Borobudur was a place for praying that was completed to be built on 26 May 824, almost one hundred years from the time the construction was begun. The name of Borobudur, as some people say, means a mountain having terraces (budhara), while other says that Borobudur means monastery on the high place.
Borobudur is constructed as a ten-terraces building. The height before being renovated was 42 meters and 34.5 meters after the renovation because the lowest level was used as supporting base. The first six terraces are in square form, two upper terraces are in circular form, and on top of them is the terrace where Buddha statue is located facing westward. Each terrace symbolizes the stage of human life. In line with of Buddha Mahayana, anyone who intends to reach the level of Buddha's must go through each of those life stages.
The base of Borobudur, called Kamadhatu, symbolizes human being that are still bound by lust. The upper four stories are called Rupadhatu symbolizing human beings that have set themselves free from lust but are still bound to appearance and shape. On this terrace, Buddha effigies are placed in open space; while the other upper three terraces where Buddha effigies are confined in domes with wholes are called Arupadhatu, symbolizing human beings that have been free from lust, appearance and shape. The top part that is called Arupa symbolizes nirvana, where Buddha is residing.
Each terrace has beautiful relief panels showing how skillful the sculptors were. In order to understand the sequence of the stories on the relief panels, you have to walk clockwise from the entrance of the temple. The relief panels tell the legendary story of Ramayana. Besides, there are relief panels describing the condition of the society by that time; for example, relief of farmers' activity reflecting the advance of agriculture system and relief of sailing boat representing the advance of navigation in Bergotta (Semarang).
All relief panels in Borobudur temple reflect Buddha's teachings. For the reason, this temple functions as educating medium for those who want to learn Buddhism. YogYES suggests that you walk through each narrow passage in Borobudur in order for you to know the philosophy of Buddhism. Atisha, a Buddhist from India in the tenth century once visited this temple that was built 3 centuries before Angkor Wat in Cambodia and 4 centuries before the Grand Cathedrals in Europe.
Thanks to visiting Borobudur and having supply of Buddha teaching script from Serlingpa (King of Sriwijaya), Atisha was able to improve Buddha's teachings after his return to India and he built a religion institution, Vikramasila Buddhism. Later he became the leader of Vikramasila monastery and taught Tibetans of practicing Dharma. Six scripts from Serlingpa were then summarized as the core of the teaching called "The Lamp for the Path to Enlightenment" or well known as Bodhipathapradipa.
A question about Borobudur that is still unanswered by far is how the condition around the temple was at the beginning of its foundation and why at the time of it's finding the temple was buried. Some hypotheses claim that Borobudur in its initial foundation was surrounded by swamps and it was buried because of Merapi explosion. It was based on Kalkutta inscription with the writing 'Amawa' that means sea of milk. The Sanskrit word was used to describe the occurrence of disaster. The sea of milk was then translated into Merapi lava. Some others say that Borobudur was buried by cold lava of Merapi Mountain.
With the existing greatness and mystery, it makes sense if many people put Borobudur in their agenda as a place worth visiting in their lives. Besides enjoying the temple, you may take a walk around the surrounding villages such as Karanganyar and Wanurejo. You can also get to the top of Kendil stone where you can enjoy Borobudur and the surrounding scenery. Please visit Borobudur temple right away...
Text: Yunanto Wiji Utomo

Prambanan, the Most Beautiful Hindu Temple in the World

Prambanan, the Most Beautiful Hindu Temple in the World

Prambanan temple is extraordinarily beautiful building constructed in the tenth century during the reigns of two kings namely Rakai Pikatan and Rakai Balitung. Soaring up to 47 meters (5 meters higher than Borobudur temple), the foundation of this temple has fulfilled the desire of the founder to show Hindu triumph in Java Island. This temple is located 17 kilometers from the city center, among an area that now functions as beautiful park.
There is a legend that Javanese people always tell about this temple. As the story tells, there was a man named Bandung Bondowoso who loved Roro Jonggrang. To refuse his love, Jonggrang asked Bondowoso to make her a temple with 1,000 statues only in one-night time. The request was nearly fulfilled when Jonggrang asked the villagers to pound rice and to set a fire in order to look like morning had broken. Feeling to be cheated, Bondowoso who only completed 999 statues cursed Jonggrang to be the thousandth statue.
Prambanan temple has three main temples in the primary yard, namely Vishnu, Brahma, and Shiva temples. Those three temples are symbols of Trimurti in Hindu belief. All of them face to the east. Each main temple has accompanying temple facing to the west, namely Nandini for Shiva, Angsa for Brahma, and Garuda for Vishnu. Besides, there are 2 flank temples, 4 kelir temples and 4 corner temples. In the second area, there are 224 temples.
Entering Shiva temple, the highest temple and is located in the middle, you will find four rooms. One main room contains Shiva statue, while the other three rooms contain the statues of Durga (Shiva's wife), Agastya (Shiva's teacher), and Ganesha (Shiva's son). Durga statue is said to be the statue of Roro Jonggrang in the above legend.
In Vishnu temple, to the north of Shiva temple, you will find only one room with Vishnu statue in it. In Brahma temple, to the south of Shiva temple, you find only room as well with Brahma statue in it.
Quite attractive accompanying temple is Garuda temple that is located close to Vishnu temple. This temple keeps a story of half-bird human being named Garuda. Garuda is a mystical bird in Hindu mythology. The figure is of golden body, white face, red wings, with the beak and wings similar to eagle's. It is assumed that the figure is Hindu adaptation of Bennu (means 'rises' or 'shines') that is associated with the god of the Sun or Re in Old Egypt mythology or Phoenix in Old Greek mythology. Garuda succeeded in saving his mother from the curse of Aruna (Garuda's handicapped brother) by stealing Tirta Amerta (the sacred water of the gods).
Its ability to save her mother made many people admire it to the present time and it is used for various purposes. Indonesia uses the bird as the symbol of the country. Other country using the same symbol is Thailand, with the same reason but different form adaptation and appearance. In Thailand, Garuda is known as Krut or Pha Krut.
Prambanan also has panels of relief describing the story of Ramayana. Experts say that the relief is similar to the story of Ramayana that is told orally from generation to generation. Another interesting relief is Kalpataru tree that - in Hindu - the tree is considered tree of life, eternity and environment harmony. In Prambanan, relief of Kalpataru tree is described as flanking a lion. The presence of this tree makes experts consider that Javanese society in the ninth century had wisdom to manage its environment.
Just like Garuda, Kalpataru tree is also used for various purposes. In Indonesia, Kalpataru is used as the logo of Indonesian Environment Institution. Some intellectuals in Bali even develop "Tri Hita Karana" concept for environment conservation by seeing Kalpataru relief in this temple. This tree of life is also seen in the gunungan (the puppet used as an opening of traditional puppet show or wayang kulit). This proves that relief panels in Prambanan have been widely known throughout the world.
If you see the relief in detail, you will see many birds on them; they are real birds as we can see on the earth right now. Relief panels of such birds are so natural that biologists can identify their genus. One of them is the relief of the Yellow-Crest Parrot (Cacatua sulphurea) that cites unanswered question. The reason is that the bird only exists in Masakambing Island, an island in the middle of Java Sea. Then, did the bird exist in Yogyakarta? No body has succeeded in revealing the mystery.
You can discover many more things in Prambanan. You can see relief of Wiracarita Ramayana based on oral tradition. If you feel tired of enjoying the relief, you can take a rest in the beautiful garden in the complex. Since 18 September 2006, you can enter zone 1 area of Prambanan temple. The damage caused by the earthquake on 27 May 2006 is being reconstructed. Please come and enjoy Prambanan temple.
Text: Yunanto Wiji Utomo

Aku Berjalan Melintasi Daerah Temaru

Aku Berjalan Melintasi Daerah Temaru

Jika saja angin memberi tahu, kisahnya tak dapat kusimpan dalam lautan dan gemuruh batin. Engkau, semerbak bunga dalam pangkuan surga. Kini, semua hanya menjelmakan aku dalam beribu harap memandang wajahmu. Andai saja waktu dan rasa terpaut, andai saja matahari belum terlanjur terbit, andai saja waktu bisa diputar kembali.

Aku berjalan melintasi daerah Temaru. Temaru, tempat nongkrong anak muda, merupakan kawasan yang selau dikunjungi para remaja. Dan pada saat itulah, aku melihat dia, seorang wanita yang bahkan tak terpikirkan olehku untuk mencintainya. Dia berjalan bersama sahabatku, Demetri, sahabatku yang paling setia bagi temannya, tetapi tidak untuk pacarnya. Saat itulah dia, namanya Kleni, diperkenalkan kepadaku sebagai pacar sahabatku.


Sejak saat itu, kami semakin sering bertemu, bukan sebagai teman, tetapi sebagai pacar dari sahabatku. Tetapi, tentunya hal itu tidak berlangsung lama. Demetri, seorang playboy yang tidak pernah mencatat sejarah memacari seorang wanita lebih dari satu bulan. Dua minggu pun berlalu, dan kami tidak pernah bertemu lagi.


Tetapi, hidup ini tidak pernah datar. Tahun ajaran baru dimulai dan akupun sekelas dengannya. Di kelas, dia hanya duduk dibelakangku. Hari demi hari berlalu dan kami pun semakin dekat. Aku bahkan sudah melupakan bahwa dia adalah mantan pacar sahabatku. Kalaupun aku mengingatnya, aku bahkan tidak mempersoalkannya lagi. Tentu saja,, bukan karena aku jatuh cinta kepadanya, tetapi aku hanya merasa aneh jika mengingat bahwa dia adalah mantan pacar sahabatku.


Satu semester pun berlalu. Dan tepat pada hari itu, hari Sabtu, aku merasa aku kehilangan sesuatu. Tidak ada canda tawa, tidak ada saling mengejek di kelas. Hari itu, Kleni tidak masuk sekolah karena sakit. Sulit untuk dikatakan, bahwa aku mungkin mencintai dirinya. Bagiku hal itu adalah sesuatu yang mustahil. Bahkan lebih mustahil dari mendapat nilai sepuluh untuk ulangan biologi. Kau tahu, aku tidak pernah lulus untuk mata pelajaran ini.


Aku berjalam melintasi daerah Temaru. Hati itu hari Kamis. Aku mulai teringat akan peristiwa itu. Peristiwa ketika aku diperkenalkan dengan dirinya sebagai pacar sahabatku. Aku tersenyum mengenang peristiwa itu.

Dua semester hampir berlalu dan liburan kenaikan kelas sudah di depan mata. Hari ini hari Sabtu. Hari itu Kleni tidak masuk sekolah. Aku merasa setiap kenangan mengenai Kleni mulai terulang kembali. Aku mengingat kembali hari itu. Aku menginat apa yang pernah kupikirkan. Aku pernah berkata bahwa mencintai Kleni bahkan lebih mustahil daripada mendapat nilai sepuluh untuk ulangan biologi. Tetapi, kini aku sadar bahwa mencintai Kleni bahkan lebih nyata dari tidak lulus ulangan biologi.
 

Hari itu pengambilan rapor dan aku bertemu Kleni. Aku tahu bahwa ketika memandangnya sekarang, sangatlah berbeda ketika aku memandangnya satu tahun yang lalu. Jika bisa, aku ingin terus memandang dirinya. Tetapi, apakah kau tahu? Suatu keegoaan dalam diriku yang terus memaksaku untuk berpura-pura bahwa aku tidak pernah mencintainya. Suatu keegoaan karena dia adalah mantan pacar sahabatku. Aku memang bodoh.


Tahun ajaran baru pun dimulai. Dan aku kembali kehilangan. Bukan untuk satu hari, bukan untuk satu minggu, tetapi mungkin untuk selamanya. Sebenarnya, aku bisa saja menanyakan kemana Kleni pindah sekolah. Tetapi, keegoaanku tidak berkata demikian. Sepertinya, keegoaan telah menguasai diriku.

Aku berjalan melintasi daerah Temaru. Ketika semua kenangan mengalir dibenakku, dan ketika semua akal sehatku mulai kembali. Mungkin saja aku terlalu ego. Bukan mungkin tapi pasti. Aku tersenyum sendiri.


Angin mungkin tidak akan memberi tahu. Kisahnya memang tidak dapat kusimpan dalam lautan dan gemuruh batin. Matahari telah terbit, dan waktu tidak pernah akan diputar kembali. Tetapi aku tahu, bahwa pasti ada jalan keluar dari setiap masalah. Aku juga tahu bahwa setiap manusia pasti bisa berubah. Dan inilah aku saat ini. Aku mulai menekan tombol ponselku dan kuharap aku bisa mengatakan kepada dirinya bahwa aku mencintainya.


Nb:
Cerpen yang dibuat untuk tugas bahasa Indonesia saat masa-masa SMA 2 tahun yang lalu. Tugasnya berupa lanjutin satu paragraf pertama diatas dan bikin judul sendiri. Dan setelah dibacanya ceritanya kog terasa aneh dan agak gak nyambung ya.. Ha.. Ha.. Tetapi emang dulu tugas w salah karena harusnya ceritanya ceweknya meninngal, tapi punya w ga.. :)

Tentang Kebahagiaan

Tentang Kebahagiaan

Pernah menghadapi situasi ketika masalah seolah sulit dan tidak memungkinkan untuk diselesaikan? Ya, semua orang mungkin pernah mengalaminya. Atau pernah merasa bahwa hidup terasa kurang berwarna? Ya,  semua orang merasa pernah mengalaminya.

Apa tujuan hidupmu? Pertanyaan yang terkesan sederhana, tetapi sulit untuk menemukan jawaban yang tepat. Tetapi jika diganti dengan, Apa yang penting dari hidup ini? Jawabannya bisa berupa orang-orang yang kita cintai, tentang mimpi, kebahagiaan, tawa, ataupun hubungan dengan orang lain. Apakah tujuan hidup ini sama dengan apa yang penting dari hidup ini? Apakah hanya sesederhana itukah? Jawabannya Iya. Sesederhana itu saja.

Jika dibawa dalam kehidupan kita sehari-hari, banyak masalah yang kita hadapi yang terkadang membuat kita lupa akan apa yang penting dalam hidup ini. Maksudnya, ketika kita mengejar satu kepentingan dalam hidup kita kita mulai merupakan kepentingan kita yang lain yang jumlahnya jauh lebih banyak dan bahkan lebih berharga. Memang untuk mewujudkan suatu impian, kita harus fokus pada tujuan kita. Tetapi, fokus bukan berarti buta bukan? Contohnya, ketika kita punya impian untuk mendapatkan posisi pada pekerjaan yang kita impikan, tetapi resikonya kita harus mengorbankan kebersamaan kita dengan orang yang kita cintai, mengorbankan waktu kita dan hal lainnya. Jika kita mengambil kesempatan ini berarti kita telah mengejar suatu yang kita anggap penting dalam hidup kita, dan meninggalkan kepentingan kita lainnya. Kembali lagi pertanyaan. Apakah tujuan hidup kita? Apa hanya untuk mengejar impian sajakah? Bagaimana dengan lainnya? Memang ketika kita ingin mencapai sesuatu, banyak hal yang harus kita korbankan. Tetapi, suatu kesempatan layak untuk diambil jika kesempatan itu layak untuk diperjuangkan, dan layak untuk menggantikan hal-hal lain yang penting lainnya dalam hidup kita, dimana bisa berarti kesempatan itu lebih penting dari hal-hal lain dari hidup kita.

Jika dihubungkan pernyataan paragraf terakhir dan pada paragraf pertama, masalah. Masalahnya adalah ketika kita dihadapkan pada pilihan untuk memilih mana yang lebih penting dalam hidup kita, mana yang harus dipilih dan mana yang harus dikorbankan. Pertanyaan yang sulit dan bahkan sepertinya tidak memugkinkan untuk diselesaikan. Jawabannya sederhana saja, Apakah Kita Bahagia?

Bahagia, sungguh kata sederhana yang mempunyai banyak makna. Bahagia, ketika kita mencapai impian kita. Bahagia, ketika bisa bersama dengan orang yang kita cintai. Bahagia, ketika kita bisa melakukan apa yang kita senangi. Bahagia.

Ingatlah, ketika kita mengambil suatu kesempatan, Apakah kita akan bahagia dengan keputusan yang kita ambil? Ketika kita menghadapi masalah, ingatlah tujuan hidup kita, apa yang penting dari hidup kita. Jangan biarkan masalah tersebut merusak sesuatu yang penting dalam hidup kita, seperti kebahagiaan.

Apakah kebahagiaan akan membuat hidup lebih berwarna? Jawabannya iya.

Kebahagiaan adalah ketika kita bersama-sama orang yang kita cintai, dan bagaimana hubungan kita dengan mereka. Jadi, kebahagiaan itu tidak mementingkan diri sendiri.
Kebahagiaan adalah tentang mencapai sesuatu yang kita impikan dalam hidup kita. Jadi, kebahagiaan itu tidak tanpa usaha.
Dan yang terakhir, Kebahagiaan adalah ketika kita sadar akan Tuhan dalam hidup kita, karena Tuhan selalu ada untuk kita.

Quote:

“Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.” 
― Dalai Lama XIV

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.” 
― Audrey Hepburn

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.” 
― Jonathan Safran Foer

“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.” 
― Chuck PalahniukInvisible Monsters

“Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings. And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it. You must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it.” 
― Elizabeth GilbertEat, Pray, Love

Make a Good Life

Make a Good Life

Everybody say, “Live your life to the fullest.” Yeah, I hope everybody will enjoy their life, and really make the best on every single thing of their life. Live your life to the fullest can be said as make a good life. So, these are some points to make a good life.

1. Know yourself
Know yourself is about to understand the point of your life. Knowing youself also about accept your life whatever you are. After you have accept your life and also yourself, so you can know yourself. It could be your passion, your dream and even your hobbies. We spent most of our life in our job, so pick for the job that you love about. To pick for the suitable job, we must know our passion. To know our passion, we must try to understand ourself. How to understand ourself? Understand yourself is about knowing what you love to do, knowing what you like the most. If you know what you love to, so you can find your passion. Remember, passion is something that you like the most, not something that you can do the best. So after know and understand yourself, you have done one point to make a good life.
2. Be kind to everyone
We live in social life, so we can’t live without each other. So people are a part of our life, how we react and act to the other can effect our life. So, just remember this, be kind to everyone. Even they are so mean, don’t like you, or annoyed you, just be kind to them and help them if they need. To be ,kind to the other will help us interect to the other, and also make us happy. Believe this, you’ll happy if you can help the other.
3. Have Faith
Have faith in God. This is the most important point. Those two points above can’t be complete without this point. If you have faith in God, there’s no such a problem that can make you so down. Remember, we have a big and amazing God, He always love us.
So, if you have faith in God, know and understand yourself and be kind to everyone, you just have made a good life for yours. Just that simple. :)

Kamis, 11 Oktober 2012

Top 10 Scariest Lists for Halloween

by Ryan Thomas
Another Halloween-themed meta-list, here are top ten scariest lists that make for delightfully creepy reads guaranteed to make you close all your blinds and sleep with all the lights on (that is, if you can actually manage to sleep afterwards). Ranging from tormented artwork and scary recordings, to haunted slabs of earth, to terrifying monsters which may or may not exist, this frightening sampler platter of Listverse lists from years past will undoubtedly help get you into the spirit of the Spirit World.
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Terrifying Creatures
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List: 10 More Terrifying and Mysterious Creatures
This list by “Stephen King” from November 2010 takes a look at some creepy creatures upon which myths are built. Do they exist? For some, they are just as real as the countless cryptozoological textbooks based on their elusive likenesses. Most curious examples: Owlman, the Jersey Devil, and Pope Lick Monster (and many more that sound like comic book superheroes/names of sports teams).
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Eerie Recordings
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List: Top 10 Eerie Recordings
Not necessarily intended, these recordings are creepy by implication. Example: a deranged-sounding Santa Claus on one of the earliest phonograph recordings. Santa isn’t primarily known for going off on Charlie Sheen-esque rants, and that’s for good reason. More notables include a poem with creepy gun-shot percussion blasts, noisy space recordings, and Aleister Crowley himself.
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Historical Monsters
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List: Top 10 Historical Monsters
This list is your field guide to the cultural origins of the most beloved of horror creatures, with shout-outs to zombies, mummies, vampires, werewolves and many more beloved which have been adapted many times over through the years (centuries). Read this list from October 2007 and learn a little bit about where your Halloween costume came from.
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Terrifying Paintings
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List: Top Ten Terrifying Paintings by Great Artists
Here is some truly frightening artwork. Depicting Hell, murder, and other matters that make you wince at the thought, these paintings, in LordZB’s list from September 2011, are made all the more effective for having been painted by true masters of the canvas, including the likes of Robert Blake, Edvard Munch (famous for “The Scream”), and Francisco Goya.
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Horrifying Roads
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List: 10 Roads That Will Scare You Stupid
If you think traffic jams are the worst times to be in a car, think again. By ianz09 and Jamie Frater from October 2009, here is a list of roads upon which mysterious things have occurred, been witnessed and experienced, including but not limited to ghost sightings, Satanist gatherings, and, yes, ghosts that actually get into your back seat. Your best bet? Take the train, or find a detour.



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Scary Museums
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List: Top 10 Museums That Will Scare You Silly
Museums house vast collections of artifacts which serve to link us to our historical upbringings. And they can also just be creepy as hell. Take one step into the ventriloquist museum (yes that exists) and you’ll be scarred for life, learning how to throw screams in lieu of your voice. Also disturbing and mentioned in the list: old psychiatric wards, wax museums catering to the dead, and a Purgatory museum.
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Creepy Victorians
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List: Top 10 Creepy Aspects of Victorian Life
Victorian England was a stuffy, stolid time and place, and it was also the source of our best gothic literature (Dracula, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde). Graphic literature aside, the habits and details of this society were far more irking: photographing the dead, dressing up the family in costumes for amusement, and the rampant hooker-murders by Jack the Ripper in the flesh. See what else they did that was completely freaky in Jamie Frater’s list from August 2009.
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Spooky Travel
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List: Top 10 Spooky Travel Destinations
Don’t add these locations to your bucket list, because you just might die upon arrival. These sites are strewn with dead bodies, mysterious ghastly presences and suicidal traditions, as well as disturbing histories chock full of torture, murder, plague, and child-maiming. Read at your own risk in Jamie Frater’s list from September 2009.
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Capuchin Catacombs
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List: 10 Residents of the Capuchin Catacombs
The Capuchin Catacombs are home to enumerable corpses and skeletons posing and dressed as if undead. Like a twisted kind of still-life, monks, infants, and families are dying to welcome you to their humble abode, as if they had any place better to be. Meet all the permanents residents here in this list by MouseintheHouseMI from November 2009.
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Terrifying Places
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List: 10 Most Terrifying Places on Earth
If you love a good haunting, these hell-scales are for you. Riddled with drifting spirits in the form of murder victims, priests, psych ward patients, trapped miners, and children, all the parts of a diverse society are accounted for in these places where life shares the misty interior of a Venn diagram with the afterlife. Read all about them in this list by ianz09 from July 2010.

Top 10 Worst Superheroes

by Gareth May
We all love superheroes – when we were kids we wanted to be like them – actually – I guess we still want to be like them when we are adults! Listverse has features many lists on heroes, villains, side kicks, etc. but never before have we explored the realm of the worst superheroes; the superheroes we don’t want to become and, worse still, the ones we don’t want to help us in a tough situation. Enjoy.
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The Red Bee
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First appearance: Hit Comics #1
He-Man had the ma-hussive Battle Cat complete with sparkling orange saddle; Doctor Who had K-9, the robotic dog that could fly; and The Red Bee had a trained bumble bee called Michael. Hmmmmmm, you can see why he never caught on as a childhood hero can’t you? Making his first appearance in the 1940s The Red Bee was a vigilante with a utility belt, a stinger gun and the ability to call upon a swarm of bees… just in case he was gripped with the sudden urge to make some honey.
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Arm Fall Off Boy
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First appearance: Secret Origins Vol. 2 #46
Isn’t that the name of a band? Uh, no. Arm Fall Off Boy was a bona fide superhero. Albeit a superhero so rubbish even the Legion of Superheroes turned down his membership application – this from the team who had Matter Eater Lad in their ranks, whose sole power enabled him to eat any substance on Earth. So was A.F.O.B’s power really so bad that he was effectively outdone by one man’s eager pursuit of obesity? Yes, it was. He could pull off his arm and use it as a bludgeoning tool. What a waste of spandex.
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Skateman
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First appearance: Skateman #1
Vietnam veteran Billy Moon lasted just one issue before getting sent back to the roller disco for some superhero seasoning. And is it really any surprise? Picture the scene. You’re on your way home from work when you decide to take a shortcut through a dark alleyway. All of a sudden you’re accosted by two muggers carrying flick-knives who can’t keep their shifty eyes off your spangling new Rolex. But who’s this coming through the shadows? Who’s this coming to your aid? Skateman! Oh god. Save yourself the time and just hand over the watch.
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Razorback
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First appearance: Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #12
Spiderman. Check. Batman. Check. The Wolverine. Check. Pigman. Sorry?!? Did you just say ‘Pigman’? Chances are when Buford Hollis decided to take inspiration from the humble farmyard animal he’d had a few too many brandies. Why else would you think dressing up as a pig and fighting crime would be a good idea? Why Hollis? Why? Oh and did we mention his superpower was the ability to drive any vehicle? Seriously, Hollis. Even Truckman’s a winner when compared with Razorback.
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Color Kid
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First Appearance: Adventure Comics #342
Don’t we all have this superpower? Colouring in? Oh wait. Color Kid can change the colour of anything. Ahhhhhh… and that’s useful for fighting bad guys how? Perhaps his origin story is a little better? Ulu Vakk, from the planet Lupra, became Color Kid when he was struck by a rainbow coloured ray of light from another planet. Perhaps not. How about any cool story lines? In the Silver Age of comics (early 1950s) Color Kid was infected by Infectious Lass, of all people, with ‘Grandin Gender Reversal Disease’. The result? Color Kid became Color Queen. Probably best to leave it there…



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Squirrel Girl
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First Appearance: Marvel Super-Heroes Vol. 2 #8
Here’s the thing with Squirrel Girl. By all rights she should be awful but look at her CV of defeated super villains and you’ll find Doctor Doom right at the top of that list. The superhero world surely must have been her oyster after that monumental W? Nope. She moved to New York city and became the protector of Central Park.
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Manikin
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First Appearance: Alpha Flight #44
This guy might just be the most complicated superhero of all time. Whitman Knapp can summon three future and past ‘selves’. The kicker? These genetic relatives are handpicked from varying shifts in the evolution of the human being. There’s Proto, a primeval goo (seriously); Ape-Man, a Neanderthal with brute strength; and Highbrow, an intellectual being from the future with the ability to teleport. Confused? You’re not the only one.
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Krypto the Superdog
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First Appearance: Adventure Comics #210
The only good thing about Krypto was that he was effectively Superman’s dog sent to Earth by the great superhero’s pops, Jor-El, as a test run for the capsule he’d later use to send his son to the planet… and take a deep breath. Being used as an experiment for his masters probably didn’t make Krypto particularly chuffed but he was soon cheered up by the arrival of The Legion of the Superpets which included Beppo the Supermonkey, Streaky the Supercat and Comet the Superhorse. No room for Harry the Superhamster just yet.
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Leather Boy
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First Appearance: Great Lake Avengers #1
Believe it or not, you’d be right in thinking this is what it sounds like. A BDSM hero, Leather Boy wore a studded collar; leather chaps; a leather flat cap; and even had a ball gag in his mouth. Think The Village People on a night off. Although that’s probably doing The Village People a disservice. His best claims to fame were murdering Monkey Joe, dressing up as Doctor Doom and getting caught by Big Bertha, who captured our fetishist hero by sitting on him.
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Doorman
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First Appearance: Avengers West Coast #46
Sadly Doorman doesn’t have the ability to deny anyone entry to a nightclub just because they’re wearing trainers.. In fact, Doorman’s real ability isn’t much better than that. He can teleport another person anywhere they want to go in the world… as long as it’s only into the next room. A great party trick to pull when someone needs a beer from the fridge, but good enough to fight crime? Not really. Doorman was frequently undone by his namesake, The Door.

Top 10 Food Fiascos in Film

by Kellie McIntyre
There are some foods you should read the label on before you buy. Fortunately for characters in films they usually have a man with a white beard and words of wisdom to warn them not to eat that food. And inevitably, they do. Here are some of the most memorable and iconic shouldn’t-have-swallowed scenes in cinematic history. They’re not the best because of the number of victims they reap, but the ones that make us clutch our throats or laugh till our stomachs hurt even after the movie is over.
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Pan’s Labyrinth
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Young Ofelia must go through many trials in a mythological underworld to help her sick mother recover. One trial is where she must pass a feast table full of delicious food, and not to take a single bite. It’s easier promised than done, as she must pass gourmet roasts, berry pies, and exotic fruits piled on gold and silver dishes. After she has fetched the magical item and ensured that the frozen monster is harmless, she eats a grape. And then she eats another, and another, as the monster staggers to life, pushes bloodshot eyes into its hands and staggers up behind her for its meal.
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Matilda
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You can’t eat that candy, you can’t have that cake. For some reason the acquisition of sweets is a huge theme in Matilda. Bruce Bogtrotter filched a slice of cake belonging to the school president. And worse, he did it from Trunchbull who is one of the most villainous school presidents of all. She’s beefy, she’s tyrannical, and she locks kids in a nail studded closet when they get on either of her bad sides. Happily, this cake eating ends in Bruce’s victory as he waves his plate triumphantly and the school roars with approval. However, the audience will still be groaning as he eats bite after nauseous bite.
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Alice in Wonderland
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Alice has carelessly eaten more food in Wonderland. In this case, it’s a bowl of cookies and sweets that, with each bite, makes her grow larger. The white rabbit gets to his house in time to see that a large-as-life Alice has taken up his entire abode. Does Wonderland food have a unique effect on Alice? Or did the white rabbit carelessly leave his growth candy in a bowl for guests, rather than locked tightly in a closet? It takes a vulture, a lizard, a rabbit and his carrot to finally free Alice from the house. Always make sure to eat your vegetables.
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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Throughout the Harry Potter movies and the books we see Dumbledore as wiser than Merlin, stronger than a dragon, and touting a heart of gold. So it’s all the more tragic when we watch this great wizard crying for death as he drinks a weakening poison. It makes him relive his worst memories. And Harry has to help him do it, even tricking him into taking one horrible swallow after another. And yet afterwards weakened and exhausted, Dumbledore still manages to fight off an army of reanimated corpses. This is the only consumer on this list who knew full well the suffering he was about to endure, and did it for the greater good.
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
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Tim Burton just couldn’t resist doing an exact transformation of the 1973 cinematic version of Violet Beauregarde turning into a blimp-like human blueberry. While Burton took many other liberties with the woeful fates of the children touring his chocolate factor, we got to watch twice Violet foolishly chewing the experimental three-course gum and expanding the exact same way. She chewed and chewed until her face turned blue and she swelled up. In the end, the real first laugh was when we got to see Mel Stuart’s Oompa Loompas rolling Violet (an ominous name, to be sure) out the door.



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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
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Avid readers have read time and again Edmund falling prey to the enchanting addition of the witch’s sweets. The movie does its fair share of justice to this and then some as Edmund closes his eyes in ecstasy, gobbling down each piece with growing obsession. He doesn’t notice how the White Witch is staring at him entrancingly, or that once he is finished with the drinks and sweets they revert back into snow. One wonders whether it was a strict diet or moral reversal that put him on the right path. More than one person has tried Turkish delight after seeing Edmund eating it as if it were the end of the world.
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Spirited Away
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Spirited Away is made by the best anime film director Hayao Miyazaki, in which Chihiro’s family wanders into the spirit world. There, her parents start gobbling delicious food. Chihiro wisely refuses to eat the food. It’s seemingly unattended as her father assures his daughter, “Don’t worry, you’ve got Daddy here. He’s got credit cards and cash.” It’s too bad he didn’t have some pig-reversal cure, which Chihiro has to earn by working at a spa resort run by the evil witch Yubaba. Her parents are left to await a crispy, fried end if she doesn’t. That’s what you get for gobbling up other people’s food like pigs.
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Princess Bride
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The only magical element about the poisoned wine in Princess Bride is the intellectual monologue delivered by the crafty, squinty-eyed Vizzini. In a movie where Westley must out-fence an expert swordsmen and tackle a giant, it’s only fitting his last challenge is a battle of wits. Westley challenges the villain to guess which goblet of wine is poisoned, at which time they’ll both drink. Vizzini goes through a comical speculation of roundabout logic, which ends when he does the old switcheroo with Westley at the last second. When they drink Vizzini starts laughing in triumph, only to fall dead with a grin on his face.
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Snow White
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Snow White’s poisoned apple is a kinder version of Eve eating the fruit of the devil. Snow White doesn’t know that this woman is up to no good… but shouldn’t she? As the witch snickers wickedly, and gestures with claw-like fingers she not only looks evil but speaks evilly. Between wishing for a prince and holding the juicy apple, we see the dwarves and various forest animals rushing to warn her. When Snow White finally succumbs to the poison it’s all the more dramatic when we only hear her dying voice off screen, and then it abruptly cuts to her dead, limp hand. Snow White has made millions of viewers urging Snow White to not take that bite.
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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The real Holy Grail will cure any mortal wound. One of the many false grails will turn you into Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future if he achieves the age of 150. If his vocal chords weren’t deteriorating perhaps Donovan would have said, “Now I know why you had me drink it first!” This is one of the most iconic moments in the Indiana Jones series as Walter Donovan drinks from a jewel studded, golden grail rather than the grail of the ‘penitent man.’ And since Indiana Jones is one of the most iconic action series of all time, this is among the greats of drink-gone-wrong scenes. He chose poorly.

Top 10 Pioneering Women of Aviation

by Jason M. Jenkins
After reading the autobiography of Chuck Yeager, I was impressed not only by his exploits, but by those of a lifelong friend and female pilot. Appearing on the list, she was a true pioneer and adventurer in a time when women were not welcome in a male-dominated field. Spanning almost a century, these women should be remembered for their determination, as well as their skill as aviators.
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Svetlana Savitskaya
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The first woman to walk in space, Svetlana Savitskaya was born August 8, 1948 in Moscow. She began parachuting at an early age, having made 450 jumps and setting a record for a 14km free fall before her 18th birthday. She attended the Moscow Aviation Institute, and went on to be licensed to fly 20 different aircraft. She set a woman’s speed record of 2,683 km/hr in a MiG-21. She joined the Soviet space program, becoming a cosmonaut in 1980. She became the second women in space, aboard Soyuz T-7, and then was twice stationed on the Salyut 7 space station. On the Salyut 7, she participated in the first spacewalk by a woman, lasting just over 3 and a half hours. She retired in 1993 from the Russian space program, having twice been awarded the title Hero of the Soviet Union.
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The United States Women Airforce Service Pilots (WASPs) and the British Women’s Auxiliary Air Force (WAAFs) were created to employ women pilots in roles that were traditionally occupied by men. The WASPs trained a total of 1074 pilots to fly planes between factories and air bases, freeing male pilots for combat and other military roles. They also flew cargo planes and towed target planes for target practice. Although civilian, they were trained to fly most of the military planes flown in WWII. Tragically, 38 WASP pilots were killed in training or active duty accidents, but did not receive military funerals. WAAFs, the British Women’s Auxiliary Air Force was composed of over 180,000 women at its peak. Women of the WAAF assumed flying roles in the Air Transport Auxiliary, as well as many non flying roles, including packing parachutes, radar and communications duties, as well as plotting and directing planes in the defensive Battle of Britain.
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Amy Johnson
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A British pilot, Amy Johnson earned her pilot license and ground engineer’s license in 1929. She began flying long-distance record-breaking flights shortly after. She was the first woman to fly from London, England to Australia solo, the first (along with Jack Humphries as co-pilot) to fly from London to Moscow, and set speed records for flying to Japan, and Cape Town, South Africa. During WWII, she joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA), flying military planes to and from air bases, factories, and Maintenance Units. On January 5th, 1941, she was flying from RAF Prestwick in Ayrshire to RAF Kidlington in Oxfordshire when she was forced to ditch her plane in the Thames Estuary. She was off course, and out of fuel when she bailed out. There has been some controversy surrounding her death, including a claim that she was the victim of a friendly fire incident, and the theory that she was on a top secret mission when she crashed. The first ATA fatality in the war, her body was never recovered.
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Sabiha Gokcen
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Sabiha Gokcen was the first Turkish woman to earn a pilot license and the first woman in the world to fly a plane in a combat role. She learned to fly at Turk Kusu, a Turkish Civilian Aviation School, and then received advanced training in Russia. She flew bombers for the Eskisehir First Aircraft Regiment, flying combat missions in the Dersim Rebellion in 1937. In 1938, she was appointed Senior Instructor of the Turk Kusu School of Aviation, a position she held until 1955. The Sabiha Gokcen International Airport in Istanbul is dedicated to her.
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Harriet Quimby
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Harriet Quimby was the first woman to earn a pilot license in the United States, in August 1911. A journalist and screenwriter, she became a minor celebrity and was extremely influential to other women in the early days of aviation. Her flying career, although brief, was highlighted by a crossing of the English Chanel, the first woman to do so. On April 16, 1912, she flew a 50 HP monoplane from Dover, England to Hardelot-Plage, Pas-de-Calais. Her achievement was overshadowed by news of the sinking of the HMS Titanic the previous day. On July 1st, 1912, she was killed while flying in an airshow in Massachusetts. Quimby and her passenger fell to their deaths after the plane went into a steep dive, throwing both of them from the plane.



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Raymonde de Laroche
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Raymonde de Laroche was the first woman in the world to earn a pilot license. She was awarded license number 36 by the Federation Aeronautique Internationale, on March 8th, 1910. Competing in the Coupe Femina, she won the 1913 award with a flight of over 4 hours. She set two world records in 1919 for longest flight by a woman, with a distance of 201 miles, and for reaching an altitude of 15,700 feet. On July 18th, 1919, she was killed while flying in an experimental airplane when it crashed while trying to land.
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Helene Dutrieu
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Helene Dutrieu was a daredevil from an early age. She began racing and performing stunts in bicycles, motorcycles, and cars. Her first attempt at flying was less than successful, as she crashed her plane on take off. She was able to fly solo some time later, and earned her pilot license from the Aero Club of Belgium on November 25, 1910. Only the fourth woman in the world, and first Belgian women to earn her license, she quickly began setting records for altitude and distance. She was the first woman to fly more than an hour, and the first women to fly with a passenger. In 1910, with a flight time of 2 hours 35 minutes, she won the Coupe Femina, a competition that awarded 2000 francs to the woman with the longest flight-time by the end of the year. For her aviation achievements, she was awarded the Légoon d’Honneur (the French Legion of Honor).
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Bessie Coleman
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Elizabeth “Bessie” Coleman, an African American, overcame many challenges on her way to becoming the first African American woman to earn a pilot license. The first African American female pilot, she was unable to gain admission to flight schools in the US, so she learned French, and then traveled to Paris to learn to fly. She earned her license on June 15, 1921, and then returned to the United States where she earned a living performing stunts and demonstrations at air shows. A champion of equality, she fought to break down racial barriers in the segregated south, requiring equal facilities for her air shows. Although she died in a plane crash in 1926, her life was seen as an important first step in breaking the racial and gender barriers in the early days of aviation.
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Amelia Earhart
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No list of women pioneers of aviation would be complete without Amelia Earhart, one of the the most famous pilots of all time. She was only the 16th woman to earn her pilot license, receiving it on May 15th, 1923. She became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean as a passenger, becoming a minor celebrity in the process. She then set a record as the first woman to fly across North America and the first woman to fly solo non-stop across the Atlantic. As her fame grew, she began setting other records for aviation, setting her ultimate goal of circumnavigating the globe. Although she wouldn’t be the first, her plan was to fly the longest route around the world. Her first attempt ended when she crashed on take-off, with some claiming pilot error. Her second attempt ended with one of the greatest mysteries of the 20th century. Flying west to east, she began her trip with a flight from Oakland, CA to Miami, FL. On one of the last, and most difficult legs of the trip, the plane disappeared on the approach to Howland Island in the central Pacific. Many theories and controversies surround her disappearance.
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Jacqueline Cochran
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Jacqueline Cochran, the inspiration for this list, earned her pilot license in 1932. A natural pilot, she first used her love of flying to promote “Wings,” her own line of cosmetics. In 1934, she began racing and was the first woman to fly in the Bendix Race, which she won in 1937. A point to point race from Los Angeles, CA to Cleveland, OH, she received $9000 in prize money. Before the US involvement in WWII, she proposed a program to allow women pilots to staff non-combat duties, similar to the British Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA). This proposal lead to her becoming the director of the WASPs. She was awarded the Distinguished Service Medal and the Distinguished Flying Cross. A lifelong friend of Chuck Yeager, she was the first woman to break the sound barrier, with Yeager flying in the chase plane. She went on to set more speed, altitude, and distance records than any other pilot, male or female, holding them until her death in 1980. No other woman, and very few men were as influential to the era of modern aviation.

Top 10 Worst Presidential Debate Gaffes

by John Waller
Many of you watched the first Presidential Debate. There were no major gaffes or statements that would have cost Governor Romney or President Obama the election, but gaffes or statements have cost others an election before. Here are 10 of those instances. If there are any you would like to add, please comment.
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Jimmy Carter’s Daughter
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In a 1980 General Election Debate between incumbent president Jimmy Carter and challenger Ronald Reagan, Carter said, “I had a discussion with my daughter Amy the other day before I came here to ask her what the most important issue was. She said she thought the control of nuclear weaponry.” Carter was mocked for taking policy advice from his thirteen year-old daughter. This helped Reagan win the election.
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Fuzzy Math & Lockbox
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During a 2000 General Election debate, Al Gore repeatedly attacked George W. Bush’s tax plan for being overly generous to what he called the 1%. Bush responded that Gore was using “fuzzy math” and “phony numbers.” Meanwhile, Gore continued to say the word “lockbox.” For example, he said at one point during the debate, “Under my plan, I will put Medicare in an ironclad lockbox and prevent the money from being used for anything other than Medicare.” Gore said lockbox four times, Bush said fuzzy math four times and phony numbers once.
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During the same debate, while George W. Bush was responding to questions, because of a split screen, Gore could be seen and heard, sighing heavily and repeatedly. Gore also rolled his eyes, shook his head, interrupted Bush in the middle of a response to a question, and violated the time limits on questions.
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“You’re Likable Enough, Hillary”
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In the 2008 Democratic Primaries, both Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama were campaigning in New Hampshire. She was told that even though the residents of New Hampshire liked her resume, they thought that Obama was more likable. While she was responding, “Well, that hurt my feelings…” as a joke, Obama interrupted her and said, “You’re likable enough, Hillary.” Obama’s statement was called rude and patronizing.
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“Democrat Wars”
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In a 1976 General Election debate, Senator Bob Dole, the Vice-Presidential Candidate to Incumbent President Gerald Ford, said that the Vietnam War, World War I, World War II, and the Korean War were all “Democrat Wars.” He went on to say, “If we added up the killed and wounded in the Democrat Wars this century, it would be about 1.6 Million Americans – enough to fill the city of Detroit.” Mondale, after winning the election with Carter, said that Dole’s “Democrat Wars” statement helped Carter win the election.



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“There is no Soviet Domination of Eastern Europe”
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If “Democrat Wars” helped Mondale and Carter win, then President Ford’s denial of Soviet Domination in Eastern Europe secured their victory. He started off by stating, “There is no Soviet Domination of Eastern Europe.” The moderator, Max Frankel, responded, “I’m sorry, what? … did I understand you to say, sir, that the Russians are not using Eastern Europe as their own sphere of influence in occupying most of the countries there and making sure with their troops that it’s a communist zone?” Ford refused to back down from his statement, saying that Poland, Romania and Yugoslavia were free from communism.
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“Who Am I? Why Am I Here?”
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In 1992, Ross Perot, a Texan businessman, ran for President as an Independent. His running mate, James Stockdale, is known in debate history for his opening statement: “Who am I? Why am I here? I’m not a politician – everybody knows that. So don’t expect me to use the language of the Washington insider.” He then continued, “The centerpiece of my life was the Vietnam War.” He was quite obviously out of place.
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Rick Perry’s Oops
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When your answer to a question is mean or strange, it’s bad. When you forget what you were going to say, it’s hilarious. In the 2012 Republican Primaries, Governor Rick Perry was listing three departments that he would cut if elected. He listed the Department of Commerce, the Department of Education, but forgot the third. The moderator pressured him for a third, he stopped trying to remember and said, “Sorry. Oops.” This hurt his campaign, and he eventually dropped out of the race.
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Dukakis’ Wife
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Governor Michael Dukakis, in a 1988 debate against former Vice President George Bush Sr., was asked by moderator Bernard Shaw, “Governor, if Kitty Dukakis were raped and murdered, would you favor and irrevocable death penalty for the killer?” He responded, “No, I don’t, Bernard, and I think you know that I’ve opposed the death penalty during all of my life. I don’t see any evidence that it’s a deterrent and I think there are better and more effective ways to deal with violent crime.” Dukakis’ response was criticized as not passionate enough. Shaw, however, was also criticized for asking such a question.
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“Let Him Die!”
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This is one of the few times an audience reaction has been criticized. In the 2012 Republican Primaries, Ron Paul was asked if an uninsured man was left in a coma after “something horrible,” whether he would let that man die. He responded, “That’s what freedom is all about – taking your own risks.” His answer was cheered. The moderator asked whether he would let the man die. Before he could respond, many shouted “Yea!” and several people said “Let Him Die!” However, he answered the question with a “No” meaning that he would not let the man die.